So I'm trying to type a fast post and my computer is moving at a ridiculously slow pace. I think it knows that I want to go read H.P. instead of sit here with him.
Well, another thing is distracting me. My dogs are mating on the living room floor. You may be disgusted and not want to read the rest of the post, but you should be thankful that I didn't post a picture.
When dogs breed it is a ridiculous thing. This will be Lola and Casey's 3rd litter and they pretty much have the hang of it now. The first time they "bred" we had to hold Lola up to Casey while they were ......doing it. The reason for that is I have a secret dog breeding fetish. No I actually don't. We just didn't want it to hurt Lola so we held her in the same spot for 20 minutes until they were...done. Ok get to the point of the post, Chassidy.
Ok. Dogs only breed 2 times a year, once every time the female is in heat. The dog then carries the puppies for 5 months, births them, takes care of them for 7 weeks and then we sell them.
Please picture a human in that situation. You have sex only 2 times a year and only when you are on your period. You carry an average of 5 babies for 5 months. You birth them 15 minutes apart, take care of them for 2 months and then you sell them.
Sometimes we are lucky that we are not dogs. . . .. .
Time for Harry!!!!
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