So this is Christmas....

I am very ill. I think being sick around the holidays is so incredibly shitty. I've decided that I will diagnose myself with walking pneumonia. Today I read something about a microchip the size of a grain of rice that will be implanted in everyone and you will not be able to buy or sell anything without it. When the USA establishes this ridiculous law I will either become a farmer and grow and eat my own food or I will move to Australia.
G'day mate.