It has been too long since I've had the time or the urge to write a new post. I will be keeping the blog updated weekly from now on. The reason for this is I will be making the voyage to Charlotte NC in a few months and I would like to keep you all up to date. I doubt any one besides my mom reads this, but if you do I hope this fills your stalker needs for a while.

Update number 1- I added a new member on to my family, Oliver. He is the love of my life. He sleeps tucked under my neck. My mom is disgusted by us. He shares something with his first cousin, Romeo. They are both narcoleptic. Oliver now sits on cue if he thinks you have something in your hand and he's learning to lay down. I've been using a newly discovered training method called the clicker. It works wonders.

Update number 2- I just wasted almost 18 thousand dollars in the span of 2 years. I just found out the only 3 of my credits transfer to the college in NC that I want to attend.

Update number 3- Christmas is coming up and I didn't really ask for anything, so this year should be one of two things- a good surprise or a bad surprise. One year for my birthday my grandparents got me a tent and sleeping bag, I was 14. I started crying. What a horrible gift. I feel like Ralphie from Christmas Story. "A football is a horrible gift." Oh, Ralph, you should have listened to your mother, your teacher, and the department store Santa, You did shoot your eye out.

Update number 4- They've started playing "Holiday" music on The River. I'm upset about 2 things regarding this. #1. The only holiday music I have heard on the station is Christmas. What about Hanukkah and Kwanzaa? And the second problem is why do they feel the need to play the same song over and over again. I don't care if we hear Frosty the Snow man by Jim Edwards and then 10 minutes later we hear it sung by little Ruthie Gellar. It's still the same song.
20 points for the first one to tell me where little Ruthie Gellar is from.....READY GO!

Well that's all for now. I've been up for more than 12 hours and need some shut eye.

I'd like to leave you with a little Kwanzaa dity called Kwanzaa is here! Enjoy-

Habari gani,
Habari gani?
What's new, what's happening?
Kwanzaa is here!

Publish PostHabari gani,
Habari gani?
What's new, what's happening?
Kwanzaa is here!

From festivals of long ago,
Habari gani?
Comes this celebration.
Kwanzaa is here!

Families come together
Habari gani?
Talk about nguzo saba.
Kwanzaa is here!

Each night light a candle,
Habari gani?
On the kinara.
Kwanzaa is here!

When we work together,
Habari gani?
We can make our dreams come true.
Kwanzaa is here!