Tonight, despite my very soon approaching death, I've decided to go out to see Caroline in Bowling Green. Not the wisest choice, you say? I know. Caroline just wants to show her BG friends how ridic I can be. And let's be honest, I can be pretty ridiculous. Let's ReCap.
Kappa Alpha Psi Circus Party
- lost shoes - Check
- threw up - Check
- Cried- Check
- Danced off beat- Check
- made a scene- Check
- Ran away after we got back to the dorm- Check
- lost purse- Check
- locked someone out of their room- Check
- Burnt popcorn- Check
- saw mr. T- Check
- Didn't make it to my bed- Check
Kappa Alpha Psi Cabaret=
- lost shoes- Check
- Threw up- check
- Cried- crying doesn't really describe it. I was screaming.
- Danced off beat- check
- made a scene- check
- helped make drinks by pouring them on the table- Check
- urinated on a couch- check
- Talked to the cops- check
- had to be carried to the car- check
- got byrd lost- Check
- made byrd stop to by me water that I didn't drink- check
- threw up all over my dress with Jeff- Check
- didn't make it back to my room-Check
Random night in 2308-
- played too many games of beer pong- Check
- threw a cup of water at mike rob-check
- chased Mike Rob around The Crossings trying to slap him- Check
- fought Mike Rob- check
- Spit in Mike Rob's face- Check
- Slapped tony because I couldn't get to Mike Rob- Check
- Cried- Check
- Hid in the closet- check
- Lost my shoes- No Check HAHAAH I definiatly came back to my room with shoes on.
Alpha House
- Threw up on coats- Check
- threw up between the wall and washing machine- Check
- Almost got beat up- check
- Threw up on people- check
- cried- nope
- lost shoes- nope
- got kicked out of the Alpha house- check
- woke up with a bra on the outside of my shirt- check
- saw Moivee at a party- check
I'd say I'm 4 for 4 on acting out of control at parties.
Cheers for making it 5 for 5!
4 comments:
Me: "Chassidy what the fuck are you doing with the jar of pickles?"
Chassidy: "Its pickle wine."
Me: "Oh. Okay... just drink your pickle wine Chassidy."
(12 mins later Chassidy pisses her pants in the bathtub and Mimi says the cleaner will hurt her if Jessica poors it in the bathtub.)
while i am quite proud of what your doing with your freshman year- your grades had better reflect a little of the big $$$$$$ we spent on peeing throwing up losing shoes spitting crying meeting the nice policeman oh and let's talk about my meeting with mr. smith. you might want to give me a call
First of all I know you are proud of me. Second of all my school is paid for in loans that I will be paying off for the next 30 years, but I'm ok with that because it gave me the experiance to pee, throw up, lose my shoes, spit, cry, and meet police officers. I've met wonderful friends and had a wonderful time. It's all been worth it so far. Third- you don't even know who Mr. Smith is.
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