Tuesday, July 29

I'm waiting to get married until my age group's first batch of divorces


In honor of Brandi's wedding reception I will be arriving in the good ole TOL in approx. 30 hours. Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday are sure to be a complete shit show.

If I ever run for president, my association with you is going to haunt me


Thursday, July 3

I forgot this one- Number - .5 ?

Notice Jaimie. Notice Lindsay taking a picture of Amy (which we have) and notice me with the sash around Lindsay.

AND NUMBER 1---


Jaimie, "Can you see my panties?"



Chassidy,"Nope"

Number 2- Let's all hold Caroline


While the picture is quite cute the situation leading up to the picture involved a lot of nonsense.

Number 3- Nonexistent chair

Nicole- Chassidy WTF

Number 4- And this is thriller


Jimmy, Jaimie, and Lindsay. This couldn't have been planned out any better.

Number 5- ahhaha what if jimmys hair really looked like that


This picture is just a millismidge of the nonsense the night held. Thank you Linds for capturing it on film.

Number 6- Dance with me? NOOOOO


He finally gave up

Number 7- I thought you huddle.


Jaimie looks like she's tried every drink in the book. Mimi is mid-laugh. I am in the middle of asking if anyone wants a shot. and Caroline is so overwhelmed that she can't even hold herself up.

Number 8- Chassidy is saying... get over here bitch. tell my about my baby boy.and immmmmmmmm dancing like an obnoxious asshole.

The title is a direct quote from Jaimie. The picture needs no more explaining


Number 9- Oh Take a picture. It will look like my arm is coming out of the Candle Holder.









After she sobered up, she didn't think that was her arm.......